Pulvinar

You open the )
In it is a note.
It says "FLIP OVER"
>flip note
You flip the note over.
It says "FLIP OVER"
>flip note
It says "FLIP OVER"
>flip note
It says "You have found the easter egg. It does nothing."
The note bursts into flame.
You lose 1hp.
>check )
You check the )
You find a note.
It says "FLIP OVER"
>put note in )
You put the note back.
>use dark matter
A hole in the space time continuum opens next to you.
>pick up )
You pick up the )
>throw ) into hole
You throw the ) into the hole.
The universe collapses into itself.
GAME OVER.
Start new game?
y/n

Current Residence: A house
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Favourite photographer: Google street view guy
Favourite style of art: Ascii
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